guys

So sorry I haven't posted in awhile...been in a basement (really big one with poleS) planning Steve's next bday!

Slight problem though--we ran out of money a month ago, lost the lease to the basement and a bunch of party planning supplies along with it (clipboards, Steve-masks, etc) I'm typing this from a cyber-cafe in Austria (found some work here as a candle-maker; it's terrible! Sike! It's so cool--making custom candles for steve's next birthday!!!!!!!!!)

Not a whole lot of time to talk though-- my boss is crazy! I sleep on his floor under a coffee table-- he doesn't know about it yet because he's blind but he wakes up every morning swinging a knife. I guess that is common in Austria regardless of your sight issues.

ANYWAY!

Top Ten Titles for Steve's Next Bday:

10. Steveday
9. Skateboardin' Steve Goes to the Movies
8. Marcarelli? More like Party-already!
7. Hey, who is that? John Wayne? NO, it's STEVE MARCARELLI! EVEN BETTER!
6. Steveday 29!
5. I smell Cake! Oh, that's just Steve's pits
4. Super Earthquake Day

SORRY HAVE TO GO -- BLIND BOSS IS SPILLING HOT WATER EVERYWHERE. LOTS OF PEOPLE SHAKING THEIR HEADS