guys

So sorry I haven't posted in awhile...been in a basement (really big one with poleS) planning Steve's next bday!

Slight problem though--we ran out of money a month ago, lost the lease to the basement and a bunch of party planning supplies along with it (clipboards, Steve-masks, etc) I'm typing this from a cyber-cafe in Austria (found some work here as a candle-maker; it's terrible! Sike! It's so cool--making custom candles for steve's next birthday!!!!!!!!!)

Not a whole lot of time to talk though-- my boss is crazy! I sleep on his floor under a coffee table-- he doesn't know about it yet because he's blind but he wakes up every morning swinging a knife. I guess that is common in Austria regardless of your sight issues.

ANYWAY!

Top Ten Titles for Steve's Next Bday:

10. Steveday
9. Skateboardin' Steve Goes to the Movies
8. Marcarelli? More like Party-already!
7. Hey, who is that? John Wayne? NO, it's STEVE MARCARELLI! EVEN BETTER!
6. Steveday 29!
5. I smell Cake! Oh, that's just Steve's pits
4. Super Earthquake Day

SORRY HAVE TO GO -- BLIND BOSS IS SPILLING HOT WATER EVERYWHERE. LOTS OF PEOPLE SHAKING THEIR HEADS

only 363 days til the next one!

Guys, I don't know about you but I CANT WAIT til the next time Steve has a birthday. I know I say every year (more like everyday, LOL!!!!!) but this year is going to be even bigger.

Let's start brainstorming party ideas. Here are some of mine:

Cuban Theme: Steve LOVES Cuban sandwiches, people, hats, missiles... SO into hats, omg.

Surprise party in a Graveyard: even if he finds out about it, he'll still be like "what the fuck" and we'll make sure to have dead people hanging out (or whatever they do, lolololol) so it's authentic.

Put steve to bed party: party where we all tuck steve in and give him little nose kisses or something. work in progress...

Follow Steve around for awhile Party: self-explanatory. This could start whenever we wanted

Nightmare Party: We find out all of Steve's nightmares and re-create them for him, somewhere very public. Preferably a place that he goes to often and likes so when he goes back there he'll be like "Oh yeah...killer horses..."

Those are just a few ideas! Post yours here!!!

<3,

Jerry

wow!

what a night that was, LOL!!!!!

is everyone still alive?

you know, except for john.

shit.

i really miss john

today is the day

just sent a press release to cnn, abc and the head writer of "Family Matters."

make sure everyone knows it's Steve's birthday. If anyone knows how to get big ads on buses for cheap or free...let me know!!!

also, post your favorite "steve" moments in the comments below!

i'll start:

1. when steve went over to dairy queen and said "Gimme one of everything!"

oh man

did you guys know it's steve's birthday tomorrow?

steve marcarelli, so you know

tell everyone